A Purse Bears No Reflection on My Soul

Ok I know, that title is a bit dramatic.
But I'm telling you, my purse is one theatrical ensemble.
So here it is, the dreaded purse tag post, courtesy of my executioner, Adventures of a Wife and Mom
I kid I kid, her blog is great, I'm just very sensitive about my purse hoarding situation (I think they should make that a new show about specifically purse hoarding)

You have the receipts, which I stow away instead of deposit into the trash can.
The Splendas come next, which result from my morning iced sugar free vanilla lattes.
I once stumbled upon one hiding in my pocket, and gasped when I realized I had become my grandmother.
Surface sanitizer, because I like to be clean.
Scope, because I like to be so fresh & so clean clean.
Contact case. My useless eye doctor gave it to me on my last visit. "You may or may not have an eye infection or eye irritation. Here's some antibiotics & don't wear make up" Thanks for being so definitive. Glad I am paying you for this. You are being about as useful as a weather man.
Must have MAC lipstick in Dubonet. Deep red, yum
MAC lipgloss & Lorac nude lipstick.  Somehow they just collect.
Have to have the bobby pins, they are my secret weapon against unruly hair
A card from Honeys, where I get my eyebrows waxed, this represents the fifty business cards strewn about inside my purse, plus, she does really nice things with my brows.
Sharpie from when I do the check in tables for my job.
So now you've seen it, my private shame. I made it as pretty as I could so as not to scare you off.
Ah I must pass this curse on.
So.
I pass it along to whoever chooses to accept this challenge.
Honestly most of you I read have already shown me your dirty laundry! lol
So if you haven't aired anything, please do so and let me know
Ease my pain over here :)

5 comments:

Waceystyle | March 30, 2010 at 4:06 AM

I think that is quite an impressive purse content! Will see how bad mine is looking before i do the same tho!

Haleigh | March 30, 2010 at 4:57 AM

hahaha I love the same bag problems....splenda and those crumbled receipts I never toss out lol

However I have to admit I have quit the splenda...studies show its really terrible for you!!

xoxo bardot in blue
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Jamie | March 30, 2010 at 6:17 AM

You should be proud of this collection, Rachel! Although I must admit, the Lysol threw me for a loop! ;-)

Efrain | March 30, 2010 at 3:12 PM

surface sanitizer!!?? hehe ; like the roach clips :) flask?!?

Jessica | March 31, 2010 at 10:30 AM

hahahah love this! Thanks for going along with it!

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