Product Review Time

So I am super lazy unmotivated today. Santa Barbara has been hit by a serious case of June gloom. It's like one day it's 80 degrees and I'm sippin on a pina colada and the next day I scrambling to find a jacket and wondering why I thought it was a good idea to wear booty shorts with a bikini top out in public! I am experiencing terrible wardrobe confusion here.

Overwhelmed by such a paradox I am functioning at a very leisurely pace. So I am taking a moment to cover a product review I've been meaning to post for quite a while. Crest 3-D White Strips
I want to sing its glories from the mountaintops

Now I'm sure you are thinking, what? you have gloriously pearly teeth, why would you need these?
Well mon freir, I have a secret and its called Photoshop. I didn't want to scare you away with my big row of corn teeth(damn you red wine!). So I edited away. I didn't want to stand there, defending the fact that "my ma and pa are not cuzins, I swear" while chewing on an opossum drumstick.

So I forked over $50 dollars. These strips were my last hope. I've used others before and still a yellow tinge clung to my incisors, embraced my upper canines.
The result of my trial: Success!!
These work so much better than other white strips. Also really important to note is that they are so comfy to wear. So no counting down the minutes until you can get those clumsy trays out of your mouth.
I would suggest these to anyone. It's an addiction, I already want to use another pack. Great for the blogger looking to brighten her smile!


Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 1:32 PM

ha, love it! funny AND a raving review..i might have to try. i, too, love me some red wine. (and photoshop)

Shannon of ** Happiness Is...** | June 3, 2010 at 2:43 PM

Okay so I feel like I've tried all the at-home whiteners too, with no success. Didn't this hurt your teeth? I have super sensitive teeth and I think I tried Crest before and it killed. Any other suggestions? :) xo

Rachel | June 3, 2010 at 3:10 PM

hmm it did give me sensitive teeth. when i drank really cold soda it hurt a bit. but its gone now and my teeth are so white! but if you are super sensitive i dont know. . .

Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 3:24 PM

I want to try these - thanks for the review!

Laura Loo | June 6, 2010 at 1:32 PM

that's awesome! so it was worth forking over the 50? the two times i've done whitestrips i always go for the cheaper ones just because i'm poor but they don't make an immense difference!

p.s. you're a crackup

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