Wishing You A T.G.I.F

Wishing You A T.G.I.F

Jayson Home & Garden Wishbone $48

Remember when you were little

and on Thanksgiving you would beg your mom

to hand you the damn wishbone

so you could get your wishing on.

Oh, was that only me? lol

Thinking back on it 

it's rather grotesque

tearing apart bones

splintering

and splitting them in two.

But then I remind myself 

that turkeys, my friends, sleep in trees

and I imagine their big creepy

turkey caruncles 

(aka the big red ballsacks on their necks)

staring down at me from a dark branch.

and I scream! 

and I forget all about my bone crunching remorse.

In fact those nightmares kind of make me want to 

take up turkey hunting.

But I digress.

Wishing you a happy Friday!

and a wonderful, turkey-nightmare free weekend.