Wishing You A T.G.I.F

Remember when you were little
and on Thanksgiving you would beg your mom
to hand you the damn wishbone
so you could get your wishing on.
Oh, was that only me? lol
Thinking back on it 
it's rather grotesque
tearing apart bones
splintering
and splitting them in two.
But then I remind myself 
that turkeys, my friends, sleep in trees
and I imagine their big creepy
turkey caruncles 
(aka the big red ballsacks on their necks)
staring down at me from a dark branch.
and I scream! 
and I forget all about my bone crunching remorse.
In fact those nightmares kind of make me want to 
take up turkey hunting.
But I digress.
Wishing you a happy Friday!
and a wonderful, turkey-nightmare free weekend.

2 comments:

Katie | August 20, 2010 at 11:54 AM

Have a great weekend :)

CHIC Sensibility... | August 21, 2010 at 8:01 PM

I love this

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